Category: Rants
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Don’t Go Whitewater Tubing
Don’t go whitewater tubing. Ever. First, calling it a workout is so understated, but you also can’t say that you felt like a baby bird in a hurricane because people will think you’re being overdramatic (even though you won’t be). At some point, early on, your son will scream, “I don’t want to die!” and…
Majy Gibboney 